August 20, 2015

I'm writing a note to our soldiers overseas today, for my service sorority Gamma Sigma Sigma. I'm the secretary for the Virtual Alumni Chapter, and it was MY grand idea to write letters as a service project.

Anyway, I started writing and, as many of you know, I tend to go on tangents. I started talking about formaldehyde and admitted it was a weird turn of conversation. I wasn't sure if I was spelling weird right, because "I before E except after C... and other times" and so I Googled it.

This is the result:

What am I looking at? What has the world come to?

Now I'm envisioning a picture book - Shark-Horse Learns to Swim. Because, like, he couldn't learn to walk. He doesn't have lungs.